Like you, my Master, Martin, is a “human.” You may have already seen me with my Master and possibly his girlfriend and son, Suzanne and Tonio. Also “human.”
I hail from Tracy and met my peeps through The Milo Foundation. (Very nice place. Great smelling people!) Actually, I met Martin just hours after arriving at The Milo. Super fortuitous! I needed a home and he needed an outrageously fun and furry friend. Our lives are quite good together.
Martin primarily hunts and opens doors for us. He’s quite good at both. He'll open the door, leave, and return with chicken, beef, salami…etc! Incredible!
My job at our domicile is primarily to prevent the Squirrels from infesting our lives! At present there are only two of them but we all know how Squirrels can be if you let them get comfy!
Unfortunately, I do have my vices as well. Ball thieving being chief among them. I'm sorry! But if you don't want your ball thieved, don't bring it to the park! Oooh, they're s...